The Worst Interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger of All Time (courtesy of yours truly)

In honor of the Arnold Classic bodybuilding show that just took place in Columbus, Ohio, I thought I’d take a moment to revisit what should have been a career highlight: my on-camera interview with the man himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger. The interview took place at the 60th anniversary photo shoot for the cover of Muscle & Fitness a few years ago. If you had any doubt …

Forget Linsanity – Loginsanity is a Bigger Story

If websites were doors, and you needed an actual key instead of a password to get in, my keychain would weigh more than a full grown Maltese. It’d make the most hardened janitor in the biggest skyscraper cringe. Even the warden from Shawshank would be jealous. Between e-mail, fantasy sports, Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, Netflix, Amazon, WordPress, online shopping, online gaming, banking, car payments and whatever …

Men Should Cut Their Own Steak. Men Should Not Drink Appletinis. Is LeBron James a Man?

David Hill, a writer for NBC Miami, reveals some disturbing dining habits by the Miami Heat’s LeBron James in a recent piece on NBCMiami.com. Putting aside the fact that the article calls out LeBron for being a jerk to most waiters and bartenders, The Chosen One allegedly has the meat demands of a toddler and the drinking tastes of a sorority girl. If you happen …

Excerpts – CHAPTER 14: Does the Best Fast-Food Burger Even Exist? An In-Depth Study OR It’s Time for the Mac Daddy

McDonald’s v. Burger King Burger King v. Wendy’s Wendy’s v. Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr. v. Hardee’s Hardee’s v. Checkers Checkers v. Whataburger Whataburger v. Fatburger Fatburger v. In ‘N Out Burger In ‘N Out Burger v. Five Guys Burgers and Fries   The list of potential burger-on-burger battles is exceeded in length only by the number of ‘Best Of’ articles written on the subject. As …

Excerpts – CHAPTER 3: Handling the Proposal (the real thing, not the Sandra Bullock movie)

ADVICE FEATURED IN AN EXCLUSIVE SIRIUS XM RADIO INTERVIEW The truest statement in the history of relationships regarding whether you should propose or not is also the most vague: “When you know, you know.” Guys in great relationships or happy marriages know exactly what it means. It means: “I can’t explain it; I just know that when I look at my wife, she’s the only …